byte bashers (11025hz, unsigned) 
16*t>>(t&16384?1:2)|t<<(t&2048?2:3)|t>>(t&(t&32768?2048:4096)?3:4)|(t<<(t&8192?6:5))/(t&32768?3:5)
crazy bass (11025hz, unsigned) 
7*(t>>(t&7168?5:3)|t<<1|t*(t&4096?3:5)|t*(t&16384&&6))/2
going 80 in a 30 (11025hz, unsigned) 
t>>2&t>>5|t<<(t&(t&16384?2048:4096)?3:2)|t^t<<1
sample and hold experiment (11025hz, unsigned) 
t%4096==0&&(a=random()*4+1),t>>a|t^(t<<3|t<<4)
watch duty (11025hz, unsigned) 
t^t>>3|t>>(t&8192?4:3)|(t<<(t&8192?4:3))*t<<3|t>>(t&32768?1:2)^t<<3
save data transfer (11025hz, unsigned) 
(t & 65536
  ? (t & 32768
    ? (t & 16384 ? 36 : 32)
    : 18)
  : (t & 32768 ? 24 : 36))
  * t
  >> (t & 1024 ? 3 : 2)
  | t
  >> (t & 1024 ? 5 : 4)
  | t
  >> (t & 4096 ? 2 : 3)
  / t
  >> (t & 16384
    ? (t & 4096 ? 4 : 5)
    : (t & 8192
      ? (t & 4096 ? 3 : 2)
      : (t & 4096 ? 3 : 4)))